Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. –Robert Frost
Two pieces of Denny’s toast diverged from my plate and onto the floor, and I—I ate them both, and that was a terrible decision.
Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. –Albert Einstein
Strive not to order off the regular menu, but rather the $2/4/6/8 value menu.
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. –Wayne Gretzky
You miss out if you don’t take 100 Denny’s maple syrup shots.
We become what we think about. –Earl Nightingale
We become what we drink a lot… so essentially a Denny’s strawberry milkshake.
Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. –Charles Swindoll
I order 10% of what I planned to order and 90% of what my Denny’s waitress recommends.
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. –Chinese Proverb
The best time to go to Denny’s was 20 years ago. The bestest time to go to Denny’s is now.
Eighty percent of success is showing up. –Woody Allen
Eighty percent of my body fat is from showing up at Denny’s.
I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. –Maya Angelou
I’ve learned that I will forget what I said I would never order again, I will sometimes forget what I ordered last time, but I should never forget how I feel three hours after swapping out artisan bread for garlic bread on a Denny’s Smokehouse Melt.
Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re right. –Henry Ford
Whether you think you should order the Lumberjack or Berry Stuffed French Toast Slam, you’re right.
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. –Mark Twain
The two most important days in your life are the day you you find out that you get a free birthday slam or dessert at Denny’s on your birthday and your birthday.