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Socctopus – The soccer parent with arms in everything
"Communicate with each other!"
Too bad they can't hear over the fans
Contradict the coach
It's a shame that you are too busy (you told us) to coach the team yourself
Fall out of your lawn chair exasperated while tracking a missed shot
We all thought your overly dramatic body language would bend the ball into the net
"Stop bunching up!"
Glad someone identified the problem
"You're offsides!"
That should be sufficient to help 7 year olds develop spatial awareness
Provide them with Ecto Cooler and gas station Hostess confections after the game
Thankful that your tactical soccer knowledge carries over to sports nutrition