Bread Wars

Bread is the staple food for all humanity (just go with me).

There’s one bread chain, “Yeast of All” (nailed it), that provides all the bread.

There are two rival bread camps; Banana and Pumpkin (the only two breads served).

Banana claims that in Loaf City, Yeast of All is stocking considerably more Pumpkin bread than Banana bread.

Banana sends in the Flour Power Task Force to ensure bread equity.

Videos are posted of Flour Power storming into different Yeast of Alls, throwing, burning, and tearing up Pumpkin bread.

Tension grows across the land as Banana and Pumpkin feud.

Facts

  • While a couple of Loaf City Yeast of Alls are overstocking Pumpkin, it is rare
  • A small faction of Flour Power is abusing their rise (get it) in power. The majority of the task force is helpful and enjoys interacting with Yeast of All employees

Takeaways

  • Banana is making the problem worse than it is
  • Pumpkin is making the response worse than it is
  • There should be more than two types of bread

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