Yes, they would, and probably did. I could probably stop the post right there and hope that people would read the first line and say, “Dave, you’re absolutely correct. My unrelenting love for my child has blinded me to the fact that everyone fibs, especially kids.”

But, I can’t stop (won’t stop, icky icky), because people won’t say that. They’ll think I’m not speaking to them, but I most definitely am.

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Two teachers walk into a school.

The first one says, “This school is too hot.”

The second one says, “This school is too cold.”

Two teachers receive an email from the principal.

The first one says, “I wish teachers were trusted to make decisions.”

The second one says, “I wish the principal would make the decision.”

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