How You Treat People Matters

My junior year of high school, I took a computer programming class. I wasn’t particularly interested in coding; I was interested in stockpiling college credits. My guidance counselor knew this and recommended the course when we planned my schedule the previous semester.

Two buddies, Adam and Dan, had the same idea. (Although, if memory serves, Adam might’ve actually liked coding—but it’s been so long, I can’t say for sure.) The three of us enrolled together. We already knew the teacher, Mr. Matherson, from Course III Math. I think he realized immediately that we weren’t excited about the class, but we were good students, and he knew we could handle the work. He didn’t give us too hard a time.

The roster was mostly seniors—many of them planning to study computer science in college. Adam, Dan, and I weren’t wildly popular, but we played sports and were friendly with most of the popular kids. That gave us an unreasonable amount of confidence—borderline cockiness.

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Optimizing the Trick-or-Treat Candy Haul

For Halloween, we went trick or treating in my brother’s neighborhood. It’s an older neighborhood, so the houses are farther apart. The boys ended up with less candy than normal, which got me thinking…


1. Lot Size

Ideal Range: 0.25–0.50 acres

  • Anything bigger means more walking between houses and fewer doors per hour.
  • Anything smaller often corresponds to higher-density neighborhoods—good for candy—but also tends to correlate with lower home values, which carries its own implications (more on that next).

Bottom line: You want houses close enough for efficiency, but not so close that the neighborhood skews away from family-oriented trick-or-treat activity.

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The Perfectionist?

Erase
Not right
One more try
Can’t make a mistake
Still feels a bit confusing
It’s close, but not quite there
Maybe if I change this part here
Why must perfection be so difficult
I have to meet the world’s expectations
Finished! All will see the beauty I created

Trash.

Is perfectionist the right description if my work isn’t any good?

Food Truck Rivalries

Act 1, Scene 1

Setting: A school parking lot — a public place.

[Enter Hank and Stan, two cooks for the Grillin’ Me Softly food truck, setting up for the day. Hank teases Stan, who fancies himself a future Michelin-star chef.]

Stan
I hope they show up.

Hank
Why — so you can show them what a mean burger you cook?

Stan
I cook a great burger. Better than you.

Hank
That’s because you try. This is just another job to me.

Stan
A job that’s the first step toward my own restaurant.

Hank
Okay, so what’ll you do when they show up?

Stan
Let ’em know how bad their product is.

Hank
Well, looks like you’ll get your chance.

[Enter Chuck and Rick, cooks from the rival food truck Between the Buns. They park nearby and walk toward Grillin’ Me Softly.]

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Choose Wisely

There are so many things in life we don’t get to choose. “Stuff” just happens, and we have to deal with it. But when we do have the opportunity to choose, we should make the choices that set our students up for success.

In this iconic scene from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Donovan (Julian Glover), drinks from a golden chalice, believing it to be the Holy Grail. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong cup — and instead of eternal life, he rapidly decomposes before our eyes.

Dramatic? Absolutely. But it’s a powerful reminder that our choices have consequences.

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Stealing Candy


Two candy bars in my son’s orange pumpkin,
And sorry I could not eat both (he would notice)
A sneaky poacher, I stood
And stared at one for far too long,
Its wrapper gleaming in the light.

Then I turned to the other, just as tempting,
Perhaps with the better claim—
Coconut and caramel calling my name;
Though the first was slightly larger,
And I wanted them about the same,

Both equally beckoning,
With so many treats around, one would not be missed.
“Oh, I’ll take the other another day!”
Yet knowing it might be gone
If I wait to seize it.

I shall be unbuttoning my pants with a sigh
Another Halloween ages and ages hence:
Two candy bars in my son’s orange pumpkin, and I—
I ate them both,
And that has made my son cry.

Trapped Once, Stuck Forever

Have you ever been on the receiving end of a wrong decision?
Been treated unfairly?
Lost when you should have won?
Had a mistake made at your expense?
Found yourself the victim of unfortunate circumstances?

If you’re human, the answer is yes — to all of the above. We’ve all felt the sadness, disappointment, anger, and frustration that come when life tilts unfairly against us.

But here’s the thing: life is unfair.
The trick isn’t to deny that — it’s to avoid living there. The faster we move forward, the faster we heal.

Unfortunately, I see too many people using past victimhood as a lifetime permission slip — a reason to justify any and all behavior that follows.

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The Real Reason Animals are Nocturnal

No matter where or when you grew up, at some point in your elementary school career, you did an animal project. A diorama, clay model, paper report, PowerPoint, maybe even a 3D rendering (things have gotten fancy).

And no matter what form it took, you always had to list your animal’s unique attributes. If your animal happened to be nocturnal, that was the trait you zeroed in on. Because, come on, being a night creature just sounds cooler.

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Help Me Get One More

The number of students requiring additional support can feel overwhelming. But adopting the mindset of saving one at a time might just get us there.

*This video contains graphic images*

Based on a true story, Hacksaw Ridge tells the incredible journey of Desmond Doss, a World War II medic and conscientious objector who refused to carry a weapon or take another man’s life. During the Battle of Okinawa—one of the bloodiest in the Pacific, with over 160,000 combined casualties—Doss carried 75 wounded men to safety, earning him the Medal of Honor.

In one unforgettable scene, Desmond drags injured soldiers from the battlefield and lowers them down a cliff to safety. After each rescue, he prays, “Please, Lord, help me get one more.”
Had he focused on the enormity of the battle, he likely would have been paralyzed by the scale of suffering around him. Instead, by focusing on one man at a time, he saved seventy-five lives.


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“I Bully Myself”

8 Mile is to Michigan as Canandaigua is to New York. One backdrop created a Hall of Fame lyricist, and the other produced some guy named Marshall Bruce Mathers. Okay, so maybe my St. Baldrick’s lyrics don’t stack up to Eminem’s — but at least mine are for a good cause.

The name BlogGaud was inspired by Eminem’s Rap God. Not the lyrics, but the title itself. I was listening to the song during a recent morning run (brag), when I caught a line I’d somehow missed before:

“I bully myself ’cause I make me do what I put my mind to.”

That lyric stuck with me. It reminded me of my earlier post, I Can’t Let People Down, which was all about the pressure I feel to do right by others — my family, my coworkers, my students. Slim’s “bully” line, on the other hand, sounds like the pressure he puts on himself — the drive to live up to the greatness he knows he’s capable of. Two very different motivations, but both coming from within. One is a push to be the best, and the other is a pull to be your best for others.

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If You Wake Up at 5 A.M…

If you wake up at 5 A.M., you’re going to want to put on your workout clothes.
When you finish getting dressed, you’ll want a tall glass of water.
Once you’ve drained your glass, you’ll remember to step outside for natural sunlight.
And if you’re heading outside for sunlight, you’ll probably take your dog with you.
Since your dog’s outside, he’ll convince you to go for a morning run.
When you finish your run, you’ll want to jot a few notes in your gratitude journal.
Now that you’re sweaty and grateful, you’ll need a cold shower.
Once you’re clean and alert, you’ll sit down for some deep work.
After your first focus block, you’ll want a 10-minute walk to reset your mind.
Then you’ll dive back into another round of deep work until the day winds down.
When you get home, you’ll want to step outside again to catch the sunset.
After the sunset, you’ll start your wind-down routine.
Once you’re calm and ready, you’ll crawl into bed.
And chances are, if you sleep for seven to nine hours,
you’ll wake up at 5 A.M.… ready to do it all again.


Kid Jokes – Adult Punchlines

Kids’ jokes are supposed to be innocent—cute setups and harmless punchlines that make you groan more than laugh. But what happens when those same jokes grow up, get a job, pay taxes, and develop crippling emotional baggage? You get punchlines that hit a little harder—and darker—than the playground versions ever did. Today, we’re revisiting a few childhood classics and giving them the adult treatment: a little tragic, a little twisted, and very much not for show-and-tell.

  1. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
    Stolen
  2. Why did the math book look sad?
    He just put his dog to sleep
  3. What do you call a fish without eyes?
    Dinner
  4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
    Hybrid inviability: The hybrid offspring fails to survive to adulthood due to developmental problems, often caused by conflicting genes from the parent species.
  5. Why did the teddy bear say “no” to dessert?
    With a cholesterol over 240, dieting was cheaper than costly medication
  6. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    Dead by winter
  7. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
    Seven was recently released from Riker’s Island after serving 8 years for assault with a deadly weapon
  8. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
    He has irritable bowel syndrome
  9. What’s brown, sticky, and funny?
    What’s at the bottom of the golfers first pair of pants
  10. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
    He was stabbed in his soft chewy center after trying to rob a liquor store
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Groundhog Day

Students will push your buttons, test your patience, and sometimes ruin your day. But each morning, you have to wipe the slate clean and give every child a fresh start.

In the 1993 comedy classic Groundhog Day, Phil (Bill Murray) relives the same day over and over until he finally gets it right. In the clip above, Phil spends his “infinite loop” doing everything he can to give others the best possible day.

By this point in the movie, Phil believes he’s cursed to relive Groundhog Day forever. Yet despite that grim realization, he chooses to focus on helping others. He knows the people of Punxsutawney will fall into the same patterns tomorrow—but he helps them anyway.

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Black, Orange, and…Purple?

I’m not sure when the transition happened—maybe a decade ago (time flies when you’re dominating)—but somewhere along the way, families started decorating their lawns with Halloween inflatables. What Christmas once had a monopoly on, has now crept into October.

Now that houses are dolled up (Chucky doll?) for Halloween, there’s a new player in the color game: purple.

Traditionally, Halloween has always been black and orange. But with Columbus Day trying to steal some October market share (Santa Maria on an IKEA, a la Elf on a Shelf), Halloween had to mix things up. So, they made the logical move and added a color you’d get by mixing black and orange: purple. (Yes, I know black and orange make pink.)

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Really Listen

Educators recognize that strong communication between school and home is essential for student success. At the start of each school year, one of the most common goals teachers and administrators set is to make more parent phone calls. But sometimes, those conversations fall short. Instead of focusing on how many calls we make, perhaps our real goal should be to improve the quality of those conversations.

A Lesson from Patch Adams

This video contains graphic language

In this scene, Patch Adams (Robin Williams) admits himself to a hospital to work through his emotional struggles. He becomes frustrated because his doctor doesn’t seem to listen or care about what he is experiencing.

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